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Don't Rush Me... I Last Longer

Embrace your inner slowpoke with this witty tortoise design from The Sassy Heifer! Featuring a detailed turtle and a cheeky message, it is the perfect way to remind the world that you are just taking the scenic route through life.

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Type: T-ShirtColor: MauveSize: 2XLFit: unisexSleeve: short

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Shop our 'Don't Rush Me' tortoise design at The Sassy Heifer. A hilarious and relatable graphic for those who prefer life in the slow lane. Perfect for humor lo

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